INCONCEIVABLE! Westley is up for adoption? Indeed, you heard us right! He's not searching for a Miracle Man, or a person with six-fingers on his right hand (and we promise his right paw doesn't have six-toes in case any Inigo Montoyas are asking). No, instead this handsome pup in black is on the search for his Princess Bride, his true love, his one and only. He will travel oceans, assume the role of Dread Pirate Roberts, and even face R.O.U.S (rodents of unusual size) in the depths of the Fire Swamp for the one(s) he cares for! Hear this now: Westley will always come for you. Rain or shine, this smiling pup will be at your side just waiting for you to give him attention or throw his toy for him. He loves dogs big and small and is always happy to make friends of all kinds (even if those friends just happen to be a lovable giant and a fencer on the hunt for his father's killer). Being a beagle mix, Westley does tend to whine and bark quite a bit, but that's only because he has so many stories to tell you about, like that one time had fun stormin' da castle and even out-smarted someone who claimed to be smarter than Plato, Aristotle, AND Socrates. Now it's not that Westley hates it here at OWAR—it’s not that bad! Well, he's not saying he’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely—but he would love to have a home of his own where he can go on endless adventures with his people (and hopefully dog siblings)!
So if you're searching for your happily ever after with the farm pup turned swordsdog of your dreams, Westley is here to say "as you wish" as many times as you need until you understand that he will be at your side no matter what. Because at the end of the day, nothing can stop true love, it can only be delayed for a while, and your "true love" might be waiting here with his tail wagging and his ears perked!