“Doctor Jumba Jookiba, you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation! How do you plead?”
“Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries.”
“We believe you actually... created something.”
“Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...” 

[Stitch is revealed] 

“...make... more than one.” 

 

It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! Insert Experiment 626, better known as Stitch. This Dachshund mix is the embodiment of the little blue alien we all know and love. Stitch’s destructive programming has taken effect and he is a force to be reckoned with. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. Stitch loves nothing more than to run full speed at the end of the leash, jump at your thighs and do a backhand spring, roll around like a gator, bark at strangers, chase toys, look cute with his massive overbite, and be dramatic. Stitch has made a couple of friends however, he prefers to be the only experiment in the house. But don’t worry! Just because there’s only one “dog” in the house doesn’t mean you’ll ever be bored. Stitch is so hilarious even Mr. Bubbles can’t help but crack a smile. If you’re looking for a tornado of fun, excitement, and exasperation, then look no further. Stitch is looking for his ohana and ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. Grab your surfboard and head over to www.owar.org/adoption-questionnaire