With the charm of Keanu Reeves, the vitality Tom Brady, and the eyes of Christopher Walken, Roger is the complete package. Walks? Better strap on that harness and hold tight, because you are going to sniff every rock, tree, and leaf at full speed. Playtime? With a couple barks and a whole lot of play growls Roger has yet to meet a toy he can’t master. Need a guard dog? If the sounds of his snores don’t drown out the intruder, you can bet he’ll alert you with his 360° peripheral vision. Is Roger not coming when called? One crinkle of a treat bag will have him busting through walls like the Kool-Aid man to receive his reward. Dog friends? He can take them or leave them, but if you think for one second they’ll be allowed to quietly play with their toy, then you are dead wrong. They better prepare for the wild-eyed banshee to pounce. So, if you’re looking for a dog full of personality to creepily stare at you in the crate like Pennywise, then fill out an adoption questionnaire today!