Sir Isaac Newton
You don't have to wait for an apple to fall on your head to realize how great Newton is! This boy is goofy, lovable, and all around great. Although he's a little shy at first, it's always wise to remember that "genius is patience." However, Newton doesn't take long to warm up to new friends as long as you have a few treats and a couple pets to offer him! And just like Sir Isaac Newton's law of gravity—with every action there is an equal reaction—if you shower Newton with love, he will never hesitate to shower you with it in return! Whether you're out on an a scientific endeavor in the great outdoors, or simply working on your research inside, Newton will happily join you. He makes the perfect lab partner and will gladly remind you to take breaks from your busy schedule to enjoy a game of fetch or even just a romp in the yard. He'll be that missing ray of color in your life and in no time, Newton will become the immovable center of your universe.
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