D'Oh! Are you in need of a good friend? Well he's no Santa's Little Helper, but our very own Homer is here just waiting to amuse you with his cartoon-esque antics! He'll join you on every outing, whether it be to buy some doughnuts, a visit to the Kwik-E-Mart, or a nightly outing at your local Moe's Tavern—Homer is ready for it all. He's a little bit lazy and tires out quickly, so he makes the perfect couch-sleeping, nap-taking partner. Food makes him *insert Homer drooling sound*, but he needs to be careful not to eat too much because he has a tendency to be a bit hefty. At approximately 13 years young, he's learned a lot about the world, but that hasn't stolen his puppy-like, goofy personality from him.
So if you're ready to add a bit of humor and entertainment to your life while also getting a faithful friend, fill out an application for Homer today!