Have you ever sat at home blankly staring at the wall?
Not known how to start up a conversation with an attractive stranger?
Ever been in an awkward social situation not knowing what to do with your hands or nowhere to divert your eyes?
Well, we have just the thing for you!
Introducing the new and improved…. Fauna! Coming from a rough start our expert development team has put in countless hours, treats, sweat, tears (from laughter), and a new "paint job" to bring you the best companion on the market. With a sleek and silky new frame this baby weighs a whopping 6.5 lbs with a 3 foot jump span and can go 0 - 100 in three seconds flat.
Fauna comes with a lifetime warranty of guaranteed endless fun, laughter, adventure, and companionship. She can weather any storm and bear any burden, all for you. She can be a little shy of new terrain, but just give her some gas and she’ll make it over any obstacles. While Fauna enjoys her time resting and snuggling in the garage, she is looking for a home that will appreciate her character and drive her all around town.
Baseline Fauna’s are a dime a dozen, but with our 2021 model you’ll have exciting add-ons such as:
The happiest smile you’ve ever seen
Endless play time with friends
Running and spinning around you in absolute joy
Picking up random leaves or sticks
Trying to bite lawn flags flapping in the wind
Rolling over for belly rubs
Jumping into the air for head pats
Hoarding toys in a crate like a dragon
and much much more!
If you’re interested in the biggest upgrade of your life, fill out an adoption questionnaire telling us why you deserve the most amazing dog in the world!