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You’re not thinkin’ about Darla, are ya? No, of course not. Though I wonder if she’s not thinking of me, too? This little rascal is ready for her Alfalfa. She has the sophistication of a woman of twelve, will make you melt like the 4th of July, and have you singing “You are so beautiful, to meee”. Like most classy girls Darla loves gazing lovingly into your eyes, lounging around, napping, and going on the occasional row boat ride with her pink umbrella. She loves all her ballerina friends, both human and canine, but can be a little shy around men. Why are boys such jerks?

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So if you’re not part of the He-Man Woman Hater’s Club and ready to say “Dear Darla, I can’t live without you…Really… I’m not kidding”, head over to www.owar.org and fill out an adoption questionnaire for Darla today! You only make a once in a lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime